Some of the actual irc logs from Gamesurge (taken from CALeague forum).
[frank] can you help me install GTA3? [knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) [knightmare] ...
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[batty] Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. [zeep] rapc? [batty] ... [batty] Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end [zeep] oic [batty] Though you could also say it's missing an e [zeep] wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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[blazemore] LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. [fliptopbx] is it modded?
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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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[raize] can you guys see what I type? [vecna] no, raize [raize] How do I set it up so you can see it?
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[mikkel] If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? [celestya] i dont think so [mikkel] Wanna go camping?
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[@AntiHeiss] friend of mine went to jail last night [@AntiHeiss] he probably isn't getting out for a while [%The_Coolest] y? [+Enyo] why? [%The_Coolest] :o [@AntiHeiss] it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too [@AntiHeiss] she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
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[ikkenai] i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers